When is it Friday?

is that on your knee or finger? Cos that is one funky looking appendage…

is that on your knee or finger? Cos that is one funky looking appendage…

(via textpoops)

When you do that thing where you stomp your pants into the floor just to make sure those fuckers are completely off for at least the next 16-18 hours

Alec Baldwin’s voice.

caccamesee:

I think we all need a reminder today that the human race isn’t all bad.

We sometimes makes dumb hurtful choices but other times we are capable of so much more good than evil. I need to remember that.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Bucket of fro yo has landed

Bucket of fro yo has landed

My brain when kids ask me the same question forty different times.

My brain when kids ask me the same question forty different times.

(Source: youtube.com, via orgasmic-humor)

Me at school when I bring lollies to class

Me at school when I bring lollies to class

(via memewhore)

I just want a bucket of fro yo, it’s 2013, I should be able to get this somewhere